do you wear jorts (Varvatos or other)?

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  1. smichal

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    I noticed in at least 2 stores at the local mall that there are FLORAL jean shorts for men.
    Do guys wear them?:eek:
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    No, because I'm heterosexual
     
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    I am sure Ralph and the Wig have matching sets.
     
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    A lot of shitty stuff from the 80s is making a comeback and I don't like it one bit, no sir. Fuckin' dyke haircuts on chicks, print shorts, fag hairdos, etc
     
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    Only to my canasta games.
     
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    I never saw men wearing chintz floral print shorts in the 80s. Hawaiin shirt type floral on shorts, yes. Grandma floral, no.
     
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    How many pairs do you think Howard has?
     
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    All of them.
     
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    Only when I play Jarts
     
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    ...Well I guess not anymore...

    :down:
     
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    It's a hipster thing, the douches sitting at the "cool" restaurant of the moment will all be wearing them while sipping their beer trying to detect the citrus notes in the foam and posting a picture of their quinoa salad to their Facebook account.
     
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    I wouldn't wear that shit, but I do wear cut off jeans. I hate the word jorts. If you wear long jeans what's wrong with jean shorts?
     
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    yes
     
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    Yes ... as long as they're long enough for me not to dangle out of.
     
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    :facepalm: Jams.
     
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    I dont wear jorts of any kind.
     
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