Do you wipe standing or sitting?

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  1. MEGAdawg

    MEGAdawg Well-Known Member VIP

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    So, after you drop a duece, do wipe while still sitting on the toilet using a reach through your legs method or do you stand up to wipe?

    I've always stood up, which I thought was common practice. I found out my wife was teaching our youngs sons to wipe using the sitting method. When I told her that men stand up to wipe, she looked at me like I was an alien.

    So, have I been doing it wrong all these years? Do men stand up to wipe and women sit to wipe, or is it just a personal preference kind of thing?

    Please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Neither.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    When people say they stand, I am usually in shock too. :dontknow:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i just shit and pull up my pants, that's how i roll.
     
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    00steven Well-Known Member

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    I stand if at home, sit while in a public restroom (yuck) out of fear I'll be mocked and ridiculed.
     
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    MEGAdawg Well-Known Member VIP

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    Now I'm really confused.

    There's another option? Diapers?
     
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    In the sitting position.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I hang out in public restrooms just to mock and ridicule standing wipers.
     
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    I just read an article about this! I always thought it was common practice to stand- seems difficult to do it while still sitting.
    Oh wait..... I'm a girl, I don't crap :jj:
     
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    :lol1:
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I sand blast.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Thanks for telling us your name is Beth.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Why the fuck do you wanna know? :watchingyou:
     
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    Can you read? I want to know what the common practice is.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    How the hell could you wipe your ass while seated? That's impossible.

    1. Drop bombs
    2. Stand up
    3. Procure small ball of bathroom tissue
    4. Moisten with warm water
    5. Dab at rear end
    6. Evaluate any deposits, stool color, consistency, blood, etc
    7. Toss moistened bathroom tissue
    8. Repeat until tidy
    9. Flush; wash hands w soap
    10. Apply some Good Bond powder to undies
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Seriously
    what
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    FUCK
    is
    wrong
    with
    you?
     
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    lol funny topic...I used to wipe standing up until I was about 17 and all my buddies made fun of me when I mentioned it. So I changed. You actually get a better (deeper) wipe sitting down
     
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    Sorry, don't know how to read like you don't know how to wipe.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I was trying to be a little nicer, and I got my hand bit.