Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Feb 13, 2012.
Do you ever look into the toliet bowl?
sitting down. Unless the seat cover is all fucked up and one of the screws are loose making the seat shift. Then I stand.
it's also thread
dude you cant stand first then it smooshes the poo all over
Mostly sitting unless some asshole pissed on the seat in a public restroom.
What am I some kind of barbarian?
Sitting. I always look to see what I have wrought on a given day. It gives closure to the entire process.
not this shit thread again
Used to stare now flush immediately after the first batch...then right after the second or third depending how much shit is in me....and could never wipe will squatting...much easier to stand...
Stand, turn around to see my creation, flush, wipe and flush again.
Stand...look at my stool and flush and then leave the bathroom, go into the kitchen and use wet handy towels to wipe and then throw them in the garbage so as to not clog the bowl with asswipe
This is the only proper way to do it
I'm like an artest and the bowl is my canvas. I always look at the masterpiece I created.
What, nobody scoots along on the floor like a dog with worms????
Sitting. Unless I drop a load in the shower, which I've NEVER done.
I don't. I have the peasants do it for me