Do you wipe your ass standing or sitting?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do you ever look into the toliet bowl?
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    original thread
     
  3. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    sitting down. Unless the seat cover is all fucked up and one of the screws are loose making the seat shift. Then I stand.
     
  4. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    it's also :shit: thread
     
  5. darthnilus

    darthnilus New Member

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    dude you cant stand first then it smooshes the poo all over :facepalm:
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Mostly sitting unless some asshole pissed on the seat in a public restroom.
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Sitting
    What am I some kind of barbarian?
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Sitting. I always look to see what I have wrought on a given day. It gives closure to the entire process.
     
  9. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    not this shit thread again
     
  10. Colon Cowboy

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    Used to stare now flush immediately after the first batch...then right after the second or third depending how much shit is in me....and could never wipe will squatting...much easier to stand...
     
  11. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Standing FTW!! :cheer:
     
  12. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Stand, turn around to see my creation, flush, wipe and flush again.
     
  13. Fucknose McGee

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    Stand...look at my stool and flush and then leave the bathroom, go into the kitchen and use wet handy towels to wipe and then throw them in the garbage so as to not clog the bowl with asswipe
     
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  14. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is the only proper way to do it
     
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    I'm like an artest and the bowl is my canvas. I always look at the masterpiece I created.
     
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    semi stand....
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    What, nobody scoots along on the floor like a dog with worms????
     
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    Sitting. Unless I drop a load in the shower, which I've NEVER done.
     
  19. flatty

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    I don't. I have the peasants do it for me
     
  20. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    "Who wipes?"