Doctor won't give me my test results of the phone!!!!!

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm so fucked and I'm scared
     
  2. BearShit

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    cuz they gotta get paid

    and they can't bill a phone call
     
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    Your AIDS got the herps.
     
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    Benham Still Better Than You

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    totally fucked.

    sorry dude.
     
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    you might have to just get another phone
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    oh, you so fucked.
     
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    Rip
     
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    Can I have your password?
     
  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You guys aren't helping
     
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    It's all about the co-pay.
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    Do you have a hot wife, and no kids?

    If so, please post your wifes picture.
     
  12. BaddFunn

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    doctor always gives me my test results over the phone because I don't have a terminal disease
     
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    If you come in they can charge the insurance company for a office visit.
     
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    What kinda shit doctor you go to ?
     
  16. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They have given me results over the phone before....
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You think some Doctor is going to tell you you're going to die over the phone?

    C'mon, man. Get real. What if you hurt yourself, or your family. You have to be in a controlled environment to get that news. Preferably somewhere that employs armed security.

    Do you have a lot of money to leave to your hot wife? Still waiting for a pic of her.
     
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    AIDS for sure.
     
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    ....because it was good news!