Doctor's Remove Dildo from Chinese Man's Intestines

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  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    The feel-good story of the week!! I love happy endings :D
    A Chinese man had to seek medical help to remove a sex toy lodged in his intestines for five days, according to a state media report Thursday that said such cases were on the rise amid loosening attitudes towards sex.

    Doctors at Shanghai’s Zhongshan Hospital removed the 23-centimetre (nine-inch) dildo from the 30-year-old man’s intestines using an endoscope, a hospital spokesman and a government-backed newspaper said.

    “If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into critical condition,†said doctor Yao Liqing, quoted by the Shanghai Daily newspaper.


    “Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient’s body,†he added.

    He said the object had blocked the man’s large intestine and caused tissue damage, and doctors were contemplating surgery if the procedure had failed.

    Shops selling sex toys and contraceptives are common in Chinese cities, as greater sexual freedom and a consumer culture take hold in the communist-ruled country.

    The Shanghai Daily said medical professionals were warning people to follow manufacturers’ instructions for using sex toys and not utilise them in “unintended†ways.

    “People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people,†Yao said.

    “There have been three similar cases so far this year,†he added, although the report did not make clear whether Yao was referring only to cases at his hospital.


    “In the previous two or three years, we only had one such case,†he said.

    A hospital spokesman confirmed the case to AFP, saying doctors performed the procedure on Saturday, but declined to comment further.

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  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Why didn't he chop it up before eating it :scratch:
     
  3. openmike11

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    At first I thought it read 'Doctors remove DIDO from Chinese mans intestines.....'

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    That would have been embarrassing for all parties.
     
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    Been there done that as an x-ray tech, vibes, lost condoms, golf balls, mice, very fine apple juice bottles... Now in the ass i can understand something geting lost, but in a vagina? For god's sake dig around a lil woman, you'll find it.
     
  5. openmike11

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    were any of those occurrences from a hot chick? Or were they always 44 year old gay guys?
     
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    oops. double post. I'm still training on the Internet.
     
  7. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    gives balls deep a whole new meaning.
     
  8. Shithead

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    Wiggy's gotta dildo stuck in his ass.......It's name is Ralph
     
  9. HS Cult Leader

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    Well he sure has Richard Gere beat!

    Talk about going deep, I wonder if it also vibrated? If he couldn't shut it off, how long before the batteries died?
     
  10. YYZ

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    Pussah2?
     
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    Narrator: Was it ticking?

    Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

    Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

    Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

    Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

    Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

    Narrator: I don't own a dildo!

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    Vibe magazine? :dontknow:
     
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    What's with the headless Barbi doll?? :wtf:
     
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    Folks who work in emergency rooms should get a raise.
     
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    I have seen lightbulbs, huge candles and assorted perfume bottles inserted inside guys' butts. It surprises me that this story made international news! It is even more shocking that people can't figure that after a certain point of insertion, yer butt holds things IN...like the way your shit doesn't just drop out of your butt onto the floor. :)

    I won't go on to describe things people insert into their penises :shocked:
     
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    True story. A guy came into our local hospital with a trench-coat on and said he needed to see a doctor immediately. The nurse said you have to tell me what's wrong first. So he opened his coat and showed her the dead chicken stuck to his dick. It had died and seized up when he was fucking it.
     
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    Howard's got a bunch of gold bars stuck up his ass. He's running out of places to store his money, which he'll never spend - just count it and stare at it on Friday nights while Beff is out slutting it up
     
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    That was nice of them.
     
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    :eek: