does anybody else do this when they sit down to eat a meal

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I always establish before the first bite what the last thing is I'm going to eat on that plate

    Example:
    Ribeye steak, baked potato, asparagus and salad...steak is the last bite
    Pasta, meatballs, salad and Italian bread....Italian bread is the last bite

    I'm prarying im not the only one who does this or I'm gonna look pretty foolish
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    theres no method to my madness, like to end on a high note tho i guess
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    For some strange reason I cant end the meal eating a vegetable
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I don't do it but I guess I can see how some people map it out. I just eat whatever until my plate is clear. Whatever happens to be left last, is just random I would say.
     
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    Please keep threads to making fun of Beth Tweets and calling Howard a Wigo :wigtip:
     
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    Me too. I try to save the tastiest parts for last.
     
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    I segregate my food, if it's a sangwich & chips: chips first then the sangwich. Burger and fries? Fries then burger. You get the idea. I can't take a bite of fries and then take a bite of the burger, it doesn't fucking compute with me to do it that way.
     
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    I eat like artie at a very rapid pace
     
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    I always end a meal with a half of an almond.
     
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    Stern related because it's a topic of discussion about mental disorder and because it's about our evolved approach to unevolved foodstuffs. :grad:
     
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    Too soon! :bigcry:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Lol
     
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    landfill Well-Known Member

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    I actually always put chips on my sandwich and fries on my burger:dontknow: I always have ever since I can remember.

    But I do not eat my food in any certain order.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Thank God!
     
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    Thread is now Stern related.
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    What about spaghetti and meat balls
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Digestive thing?
     
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    Only if you eat a portion. Do you eat a portion of almonds? That's 12-18 almonds.
     
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    Those get jammed up robins ass.