Does anybody here go to a tanning salon?

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  1. PumpkinBeer700

    PumpkinBeer700 New Member Banned User

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    I never have.

    I know people that go almost everyday. How about you?
     
  2. NotMyBro

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    No. I don't want to die of cancer.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    I have to go there every couple days to replace the SD card in my hidden camera. It sucks. :depressed:
     
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    I've never gone but have thought about it for pictures and shit but generally just go outside for a few hours to get some color in my sallow cheeks.
     
  5. Icculus

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    when I worked outside in the sumer I would to even out my body.

    i don't now, but I probably should because the winters here are long and dark and I look rather pale.
     
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    I go, but I keep everything unexposed except for my schlong, Chicks seems to dig a nice tan noodle
     
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    So you don't tan your noodle even though the chicks dig a tanned noodle?

    I don't get it, Big Dan.
     
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    Sher Khan New Member Banned User

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    I've gone a few times. It's actually really relaxing.

    I would never use it to get a full on tan, though.
     
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    Haha! Taters on a roll
     
  10. Herc

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    :winner:
     
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    I was a CatV lineman for years. We just took our shirts off once up in the bucket and monitored the radio to know where the bosses were at all times so we didn't get bagged. This was long before cell phones so pictures weren't a concern.
     
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    when KC went to the fckn tanning salon the day after the WTC attack:facepalm:
     
  13. Icculus

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    this was for a private business and I was basically the only employee, so I worked jobs with my boss. he wouldn't let me take my shirt off unless we were doing a large property and the homeowners weren't home. this was rare. also had to wear pants. the tan lines looked ridiculous so I would go to the salon every night and even it out.
     
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    Did once for a base tan before I went to Hawaii....just didn't want to burn.
     
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    '

    Ya we were lucky. We got yelled at a few times from people driving by and calling the company but wtf were they gonna do, fire all the line and have no new construction? We'd laugh and deny deny deny. This was the same company that when we all came back loaded from a company outing to fenway one Sunday that we built a pyramid out of the empty beer cans 10 feet high in the CSR's area. God was that a fun job if you drank hard and didn't give a fuck :c
     
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    No.

    I am not Italian.
     
  17. Dlist

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    Yes, I go often, and tan while smoking Marlboro Reds, and snorting asbestos..
     
  18. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    NO, but I snort Radon.
     
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    I live in California, My whole world is a tanning salon
     
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    For a couple years I would go before summer started so I wouldn't be pure white at the beach. Then I got skin cancer.