Does anyone besides Satori want to see photos of the recent Volvo accident

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I have a bunch of photos of the Volvo. We are supposed to get it back today after weeks of driving around a crummy crummy crummy Nissan Altima with regular terrestrial radio. It was so plastic-riddled...not classy like the Volvo.
     
  2. nazdrowie

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    sure
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Not now, Naz. Not this thread. :crying:
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    Everyone look at me. I drive a Volvo.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Okay, I will post them.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's a classy car.
     
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    Vulva.
     
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    I'd love to see wrecked Volvo (or vulva) pics.
     
  9. Stew Nod

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    Looooolz
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Everyone is so jealous of my Vovlvo. :jj:
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No one is jealous of my spelling.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    [​IMG]

    Look at my Volvo in my garage. It's like a beautiful pearl inside a rotten stinky clamshell.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I don't know what this one is but it's a part of a Volvo.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I have more photos.
     
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    Are you sure you're not Asian? Asians tend to have empty garages like that.
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    You should smell this fucking fart!! :cwl:
     
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    I think it's permeating walls! :chair:
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Look at this!
     
  19. stripes

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    if you're going foreign, why go volvo over bmw, audi, lexus, accura to name a few much better built machines....volvos suck ass.
    ford couldn't even make money off that loser.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No, I think it's just we live in a cruddy neighborhood and have to park our cars in the garage instead of the driveway. There've been a ton of cars smashed into around here, even cruddy ones, not like the Volvo.