Jesus Christ, Howard, Did Jeff Beacher just sign with Buchwald? Why do I even know his name? (Prior to Tuesday, Feb 21, I'd never heard it before.) OK, so there's some thing called Beacher's Madhouse. Apparently it had a show on VH1 and had been home based for several years out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Why the fuck do I need to know about it?!? How many times was Beacher's name mention on Tuesday's THSS and TWUS? And, why the fuck are you dragging the name of the Roosevelt Hotel (in Hollywood) into the mud with Beacher? Should they be punished, just because they signed Beacher's show to appear? At first, I thought it was just another cross promotion with/for Siri's The Playboy Channel. Some bims wanted to hang with Ronnie and glom off of the Howard Stern name. But, Noooo, Howchie and the WUS had to turn this into WW III. Fuck Dan the Song Parody Man, Fuck Howard for selectively editing the email (Dan has said that Ronnie was unaware of the Playboy Bims' use of Howard's good name, but Howard laid the blame squarely onto Ronnie's shoulders, while quoting the very same email). And then the pounding began. Beacher's, Beachers, Beacher's. Jesus Fucking H. Christ. According to Howchie on THSS, Beachers must be the most exclusive fucking club in the world. But, thanks to TWUS, it turns out Beachers isn't even a place, it's a fucking show. The Internet filled in the details -- it's a fuckin' traveling circus of vaudeville acts (including midgets) which has aired on VH-1. Jeff Beacher wasn't the owner of a club, he didn't "Fly in from his Vegas vacation, just to cater to Howchie". No. He's a fucking ringmaster who hosts a show. He would have been there, anyway. Just another Fake Feud, courtesy of Buchwald, by way of Howard, to make us "all abuzz". Great. Thanks for wasting another couple of hours of my life, Howchie.