Does anyone else wish they'd never heard of Jeff Beacher?

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  1. Mr Ed

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    Jesus Christ, Howard,

    Did Jeff Beacher just sign with Buchwald?

    Why do I even know his name? (Prior to Tuesday, Feb 21, I'd never heard it before.)

    OK, so there's some thing called Beacher's Madhouse. Apparently it had a show on VH1 and had been home based for several years out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

    Why the fuck do I need to know about it?!? How many times was Beacher's name mention on Tuesday's THSS and TWUS?

    And, why the fuck are you dragging the name of the Roosevelt Hotel (in Hollywood) into the mud with Beacher? Should they be punished, just because they signed Beacher's show to appear?

    At first, I thought it was just another cross promotion with/for Siri's The Playboy Channel. Some bims wanted to hang with Ronnie and glom off of the Howard Stern name.

    But, Noooo, Howchie and the WUS had to turn this into WW III. Fuck Dan the Song Parody Man, Fuck Howard for selectively editing the email (Dan has said that Ronnie was unaware of the Playboy Bims' use of Howard's good name, but Howard laid the blame squarely onto Ronnie's shoulders, while quoting the very same email).

    And then the pounding began. Beacher's, Beachers, Beacher's. Jesus Fucking H. Christ. According to Howchie on THSS, Beachers must be the most exclusive fucking club in the world. But, thanks to TWUS, it turns out Beachers isn't even a place, it's a fucking show. The Internet filled in the details -- it's a fuckin' traveling circus of vaudeville acts (including midgets) which has aired on VH-1. Jeff Beacher wasn't the owner of a club, he didn't "Fly in from his Vegas vacation, just to cater to Howchie". No. He's a fucking ringmaster who hosts a show. He would have been there, anyway.

    Just another Fake Feud, courtesy of Buchwald, by way of Howard, to make us "all abuzz". Great. Thanks for wasting another couple of hours of my life, Howchie.
     
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  3. jms397

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    I lived in Vegas for years and met Beacher a couple of times. He's an asshole.
     
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    still havent heard of him... i gave up cunty radio DJs for lent
     
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    Haven't heard this at all yet, and don't care, but this was the place / joint venture that David Arquette mentioned many times on the show.
     
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    I like brother Jeff Beerbacker
     
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    I wish I'd never heard of David Arquette
     
  9. Pot Pie

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    This fat tub of shit is famous!?? Anyone should be able to become a celebrity if this fuck is..

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    He's just carrying that midget guy under his shirt, is all.
     
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    Jesus. Assuming this photo hasn't been shopped, this guy appears to be of average height, but has midget/dwarf/little person (whatever the fuck we're supposed to call them) proportions. His arms and legs are abnormally short compared to his torso. A giant dwarf? Bizarre.
     
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    Fuck this guy. I hope the next time I hear his name is when Robin reads his obituary during the news. He should be careful. The HS vacation curse is a bitch and will be in overtime this year.
     
  13. Mr Ed

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    His arms are kinda short, although they're not even close to being "T. Rex arms".

    It's his legs that freak me out. They look like they were hacked off at the knees, and he's wearing sneakers on the stumps.

    In addition to wishing I'd never heard of him, now I wish I never saw a picture of him. How can Dan the Song Parody Man sink low enough to suck this guy's cock? Jeff must have to stand on a chair.

    Now I know why Ronnie said Jeff looked like a penguin. With the short arms, like flippers, and the tiny legs, if he was dressed in a tux, he would have jooked just like one.


    Dear US Government,
    Please don't let this man breed.
    Thank You.
     
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    i was sick of hearing about it after the swarm of Arquette visits last year
     
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    It's all in the reflexes...

     
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    omg those tunghs sticking out of the shoes is supposed to be cool?
     
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    A Beecher's Brook is love
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    Giggle like a retarded teenage girl when you say that, damnit!
     
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