Does anyone have AFLAC insurance? You know, the kind with the duck.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    My employer offers it. But I haven't taken it. All I know about it I learned from the shitty commercials with Gilbert.

    But, sometimes, when I'm down chipping away the buildup on the reactor cores, I'm wondering, what happens if I get hurt doing this. PPE sounds really good, until it's time to put it on. I hate wearing eye and ear protection. But it would hurt like a motherfucker if I got some of that nuclear reactor core on me. I don't know why they let me work around it in the first place.


    Any rate, does anyone use AFLAC insurance? :smile:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :quote: nuclear reactor core :quote:
     
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    rip off
     
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    LD3 Well-Known Member

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    Dave what you been smokin?:toke:
     
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    Its good supplemental insurance. Helps with power bills, groceries etc. if you are on the shelf for a while.
     
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    I used to have AFLAC cancer insurance through an employer.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :rolleyes:
    You mean just like the duck says in the commercial.
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    nothing but the finest solventless waxes, oils and flowers. :smile:
     
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    PPE = PITA
     
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    When you throw some water on it, it hisses and glows. :smile:
     
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    I went ahead and got it through my work. I thought twice about it afterwards and it's near impossible to quit. That and I'm the kind of paranoid that feels like I'll get cancer the week after I cancel the coverage.
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:
    Die Old Man! :yay:
    Die Old Man! :yay:
     
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    I used to have it. They paid me $60 just to get a physical so I got some of my premium back but never used it for anything else. My mom had it also with the cancer rider and she died of cancer so they paid about 10 grand to my dad.
     
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    Same thing happens with Neesie
     
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    They even pitch in for your jenkem.
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    P.S. Hope you break your typing finger.
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    I've hears some people who have it that make more money staying home hurt than being at work
     
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    If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work.
     
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    I have the AFLAC Cancer coverage, because everybody in my family gets it eventually.
     
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