does anyone have an update on kellyg

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im pretty horny and would like to flirt with her


    also is jobbey still crying?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She's still a dude
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :cheer:
     
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    severe jock itch :jj:
     
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    Kinda rude that he/she didn't at least come and brag about it
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    its an odd situation huh
     
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    I need closure.
     
  8. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Is she/he Mindy or Mandy? Christ.
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Mindy just plain sucked
     
  10. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    was it iheart?
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    thats who i think it could be
     
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    Did she/he ever post at SFN?
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    thinking he is a sallyb mult
    :dontknow:
     
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    fat chick trolling for attention from dudes on the internet, you see it all the time

    this was classic though..

    "don't have a tattoo, never been interested in getting one"

    3 days later "oh hai, just got a tattoo of a giant cat that wraps around my entire body at lunch today"
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    possibility as well
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i dont think i was paying attention when she got the tattoo and shit
     
  18. nazdrowie

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    you should have asked her out when you had the chance, Kanye :jj:
     
  19. Ridic Too2

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    I must say whoever it was did a good job making the kellg character believable by using pictures of an older, fat, ugly woman rather than the type of chick who wouldn't have time for a place like this.
     
  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuckin naz :mad: