does anyone have any longpig?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I'm hungry and willing to spend
     
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    You will be arrested
     
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    I want you to go to jail for this :fil:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    you don't sound like much of a party animal to me :no:
     
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    Is this a call out thread? :pissed:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Oh, then in that case :lo5: .
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    U got any?
     
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    I don't know what that is
     
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    nope; the only people i ate were girls and they generally enjoyed it.
     
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    "long pig" is the way cannibal tribes refer to people used for food.
     
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    European explorers and colonizers brought home many stories of cannibalism practiced by the native peoples they encountered. The friar Diego de Landa reported about Yucatán instances, and there have been similar reports by Purchas from Popayán, Colombia, and from the Marquesas Islands of Polynesia, where human flesh was called long pig
     
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    btw, Oderus has a cookbook of long pig recipes he has been developing during girl scout cookie season.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Is this what you mean?

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    that's probably all gristle.
     
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    Thanks I'll have to get it from him