does anyone here invest in the stock market?

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Im looking to get into investments.
    Anything I should know? Tips?
     
  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    So help me God if any of you fuckers tell me "buy low, sell high"
     
  3. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    Stay away from individual stocks and buy index funds
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    It's rigged. If you're not an insider, ie a stockbroker doing microtrading, fuck it.
     
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  5. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Mix it up with individual stocks and index funds.

    Quasi-greed is good

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  6. Neesie

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    Buy low, sell high :pie:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I've been in the market since age 6.:grad:
     
  8. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yeah, the sex trades, homo.
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Good god that was awful, TEDDY!
     
  11. Napoleon V

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    What's your portfolio look like Schmoop?
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Do your homework, study your broker harder than the stocks he suggests. Check & see if he has any SEC claims of malfeasance. Ask what his REI ratio is for the last 5 years. Of course you'll want to know what his trade fees are and any maintenance fees. Depend on what level you are going in at will determine what level of Broker you're going to see. A small first time investor isn't going to be sitting down with a VP at Merrill Lynch. No matter, your broker should take the time to find out what your investing goals are before suggesting anything. Good Luck
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    I sold off my ENRON stock in late 1999.
    Made a killing. o_O
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    :spit: he said stock market not drug market
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I saw that, Stink Eye!o_O
     
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    :whistle:
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    own 500 shares of Siriusxm.
    that's my retirement right there
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    @Schmoopy and his one eyed pappy "own" some siriusxm shares together :rofl:
     
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    i dont understand any of this but id probably give you my money if you asked for it
     
  20. larryluncg

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    Stick to Fortune 500 companies. Don't look for short term gains