WTF Does anyone know the circumstances of your conception? Do you want to?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    i am the seed of Satan, born out of His milky discharge.
    But if I was human, I'd have no interest.
    You?
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I do. My mom got knocked up in the backseat of her '67 Mustang.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    At 17 and by her ex boyfriend. :mad:
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Yeah, my dad fucked my mom.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Hopefully it involved my folks screwin.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I know "where" I was made. No details though.
    As for my 3 kids...I know how each of them were made. Position. Place etc. i'll fill them in someday.
     
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    And that's how my little ass got put up for adoption. :mrpeanut:
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Yup, I was asking my parents about my name, all my siblings have pretty common Italian names after family members, and I have a random, very non Italian nickname. ( was named after the maternity nurse who took care of my mom).

    My father joked that they should have named me Honey Babe--after his cabin cruiser. Apparently my folks went on a weekend cruise and mom forgot her diaphragm --and I was conceived.
     
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    Dad wasn't much of a drinker. Apparently, he had a few beers at a thanksgiving party and BAM.....9 months later, I was born.
    He was 48 and my mother was 46.

    I'm 48 now and use condoms.
     
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  10. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Would you be interested in knowing...
    A. Place
    B. Room
    C. Piece of furniture
    D. Position
    E. Other equipment used
    F. Any laws broken

    For me, A is enough
     
  11. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    My parents were old fashion, 1950's generation. Even though they dated for 5 years, they didn't have sex until after they were married. I would have been conceived about a month after they were married.
    To this day, my mother is super uptight about sex and any innuendos on the subject. She was very definitely a virgin at 24 (and pretty damn hot) when she married dad. Dad really put in time, but I don't think he ever got very much sex out of her and I'm sure he never got any after my sister was conceived in 1970.
    Virgins are way overrated.
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    I was adopted so im not positive. When my bio sisters hunted me down they told me i was the 4th child but my father didnt want 4 kids so apparently he told my mother if she didnt get rid of me hed get rid of my brother and sisters. My parents were told a different story but when i told the sisters what i had been told they freaked out and were mad. Im not too sad they disappeared as quickly as they came
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Im sure alcohol was involved.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    My parents were 26 and 31, unmarried and hadn't been dating long. They discussed abortion, adoption, and eventually decided to get married. I was born about 6.5 months later.
     
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    I'm sure a conversation along the lines of, "I told you to get that vasectomy!!!" shortly followed.
     
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    I wouldn't want to know. My kid(s) will be able to know though, if they're interested. We went through IVF treatment, and even have pictures of the two embryos used before implantation. Seems kind of weird and sciency, but also kind of cool.
     
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    Anal
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I was told that I am a mistake :sadbye2:
    Years later I told my pops he should of pulled out and let me dribble down his nut sack. :happyhappy:
     
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  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No. Don't want to know. My parents were young and stupid. I can't imagine it's a great story.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I don't want to know and I couldn't imagine their reaction if I had asked.

    I only know when my first born was conceived because of the circumstances.
     
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