Does anything taste better than drinking straight from the hose after a long day of yard work?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    If there is, I haven't found it.

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    I don't drink out of the fucking hose. The hose lays in the yard where the dog shits and pisses.
     
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    Gotta go with Gwart on this one. Plus it has a rubbery taste until you let it run for a while
     
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    I'd fuck the broad right in the pooper though
     
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    Axelrod, Robert. :nojj:
     
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    Dude, it's not 2016. Don't be gross
     
  7. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Are you really so lazy that you can't roll your hose up after you use it?
     
  8. DarkFriday

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    Let me go ask my yard worker...."Ramon!" :mow:
     
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    Only thing I taste is a sense of accomplishment and confidence in my extreme manhood.
     
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    your garden hose has ice cold coors in it?
     
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    I hope it's not reclaimed water.
     
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    Id rather drink gutter water than coors.
     
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    then you will love NJ
     
  16. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Best pizza I ever had was when I went to New Jersey for my cousins wedding.
     
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    Cancer flakes searching down your throat age and schtick long your anal rings
     
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    What makes you think I don't roll my hose? It must be the piss and shit tainted water you drink.
     
  19. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    The fact that you said it lays in the yard makes me think that.
     
  20. DarkFriday

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    Its been almost 8 yrs.
    Let it go.