Does Beefus have ANY redeeming qualities?

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  1. DinnerSocks

    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    Boy, Oh Boy, does Gunky know how to pick'em or what? After reading about her dreadful appearance on THSS as well as her abysmal book signing yesterday, I got to thinking...is there one, genuinely positive thing about Beefus? She really does come off as the most narcissisticly vapid moron on the planet who is also completely incapable of "reading the room" to see how truely despised she is. In short, the woman is a vomit. If she died in a car accident tomorrow, is there a singoe reason that anyone could shed a tear in her honor? Can anyone see the silver lining to this annoying, rapidly aging Polish washer woman who also possesses a shrill, "nails-on-a-chalkboard" voice, black cloud?
     
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    who the fuck is Beefus and what happened to Breakfastsocks?
     
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    Does "having thousands of obsessed stalker faggots watching her every move" qualify as a redeeming quality?
     
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    I'm sure she has beautiful, quarter-sized, hair free pink nipples.
     
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    Dude, that Cheez-It avatar is making me drool.
     
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    The antidote for Viagra overdose?
     
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    Antidote is a good fucking song
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Those spicy ones are fuck credible
     
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    She's the funniest whackpacker....
     
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    QUOTE="Chriza, post: 10675376, member: 79"]Those spicy ones are fuck credible[/QUOTE]
    I could pound a whole box and e looking for more.
     
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    i beg to differ, elliott offen is the funniest
     
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    She's a fully functional windmill.
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    yeah she seems to put up with howard's anti-social issues. like when they went to gary's dinner party. most women would have been annoyed by his behavior, but she was okay with it.
     
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    Death
     
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    Fuck you

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    The crying bit was a nice touch....great manipulation which buys her a few more years.
     
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    Forgot about him....tough call for me.

    I think he understands he is a whackpacker and there is some shtick....she's serious.

    I would love to hear him go off on her...
     
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    well fine i always thought that Zolar was a wackpacker
     
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