Does Beth get jealous?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard went on and on about how Adrian whats-her-face was the perfect woman. I know Bethie said she doesn't listen but then it slips that she does listen "sometimes" or sometimes her friends tell her stuff, but doesn't it have to get to her that he raves about all these "perfect women"? Adrian is super sexual...Bethie just likes missionary position in 1 minutes or less..
     
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    Oh, you can bet Beth listens to every second while she googles her name on her ipad while sitting on the toilet taking a giant crap.
     
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    It's okay. She comes instantly.
     
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    Beth can't listen. The wind blowing through her ears cancels out the sound of the radio
     
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    If she does, it's nothing a new designer handbag or piece of jewely can't cure.

    :happy:
     
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    don't fool yourself..Bitch-Ho has swallowed so much of Howie's cum, that they're going to make her head an official sperm bank...
     
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    I bet she owns a safety deposit box at the bank but it's empty.
     
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    Beth is jealous of the rarified few she claims to admire -- Gwyneth Paltrow & her ilk
     
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    Howie says Beefie isn't into women, but I bet if Gwyneth stepped up to the plate, Beefie would be carpet muchin in a heartbeat.
     
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    They're probably the same age, but Beff looks SO much older than Paltrow. She honestly looks like she could be her mom (but far less pretty).
     
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    you should have used shit‚Äč,but it was still funny
     
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    Can you imagine how useless she'd be at eating vag?! Beth's is so consumed with her superlative georgeousness, she's never bothered to learn any cunt tricks -- Remember that Beth's bf, prior to Howard, dumped her for that hairy, slightly fug broad -- Amanda Peet. Beth must be a lousy fuck
     
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    Gwyeth has that kind of older woman look but healthy happy glow. That "I'm aging but I love life and and I'm aging gracefully" look.
    Bethie has than "I hate that I'm aging Kenny Rogers , that swimmer guy who's married to a kardasshian mother look"
     
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    Bruce Jenner...mind went blank for a minute after that last beer
     
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    So Beth doesn't listen to the show, and she also doesn't shit and she doesn't want to be famous. No problem
     
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    Beth is busy saving flipper fuck off asshole!!
     
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    Of course she is jealous. Why do you think Angie Everhardt hasn't been back in since she (jokingly) said Howie wasn't bad in the sack, i.e. "small penis but he didn't make me get a cab home at 12:30 AM."
     
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    Yeah, with Stern. With other guys she's a regular girl and for that I can't blame her.
     
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    Beth couldn't give a fuck as long as she still has access to all the bank accounts and the money is still green. Beth wishes Howard was fucking Adrianne. Then she wouldn't have to.