Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsNeckFlap, Jul 23, 2013.
Do you think she sucks his dick and licks his balls?
No, because Howard doesn't trust Beth. All condoms are kept under lock and key. I don't think Howard penis has touched Beth's mouth or vagina ever. Too risky. Always behind a rubber. And a covered blowjob with your decade+ partner is just asinine.
you mean does she lick his vagina ?
BJ's are degrading. .....says Howard
I'm imagining a horse chewing on a shriveled carrot.
HAHA.......Does Beth go down? Beth is nothing more than a beard for Ralph. It's pretty obvious...isn't it?
IF she loved him she would suck on his penis
i guarantee that when they first met she sucked his dick so hard that he had to pull the bed sheets out of his ass...
now.... not so much
sucks his dick?
and licks his balls?
Um, fuck no
Id say yea....she can dream it's someone else....can you imagine her having to look at him while he is penetrating her? Damn thats a fucking nightmare
another reason why she doesn't do it.
Remember when Howard would say that, if a girl loved her man, she would want to blow him. And the shit they gave Leah Remini for admitting that she quit when she got married. Fuck any chick who won't suck dick! Oh, you don't like to? You think I like having to give your deadbeat brother a job or pay your rent or pay your mom's doctor bills? There I go again...must calm down...
Howard mentioned this year's ago (before they got engaged never mind married). Howard said that he was all tired and Beth started to go down on him and he said "wait I'm all gamey down there" to which she replied "I'll work through it" then blew him.
So she put in the work to get where she is today, like a good little escort she hands out blowjobs to get what she wants
Like most hookers, Beth will go down on Howard if he uses a condom, but under no circumstances will she kiss him on the mouth.
I've got bad news
There is only one way that a woman like Beth can deal with the bedroom issues with this flabby, old man. She closes her eyes, lets him climb on top and dreams of thick, beer can size cock.
Sorry, I had that around the wrong way.
The only way that Howard can deal with...
she cant suck his dick.....sucking would imply mr.babydick has a dick to suck.
....if anything,she sips his clit.