Does Dorris Burke go from a solid 6 to a full on 8 due to her ability to call the NBA

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  1. Daveindiego

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    I believe so.

    I would practice making babies with Dorris Burke. Who is on ESPN right now calling the NBA playoff game.
     
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    nice pic Dave
     
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    according to the picture you posted no she is not
     
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    I'd be all eating pizza and scratching my ass and shit with her, while talking about how bad ass the mid/late 80's Laker teams were, and how Magic Johnson was the best ever.

    Then I'd bang her again.

    :c
     
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    I think you're enough of a msg board veteran to know to include a pic. I mean really...
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    I know retarded people are not asking for pictures when I just fucking said she is on ESPN right now. :fil:
     
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    We'd be getting done banging, and then she'd say, 'hey, I have to go to work. In Atlanta/Indiana covering the playoffs. You want to roll along?' And I'd be all :smile:
     
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    No, she goes from a 3 to a 4 or 5
     
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    :funny:
     
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    Bro. You are seriously fucking tripping if you think the chick in the picture here is a 3.

    That is a solid 6. Solid.
     
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    She goes from a 4 to a 2. :fil:
     
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    She has cancer gums.
     
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    It's the internet. :dontknow:
     
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    JFC!:puke:
     
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    Juan goes to Kentucky to hook up with Kj and now u call that thing a 6. What's going on in saint Diego these days. Hard times ??
     
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    Just kidding:lol:
     
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    thatisn'tnicewut