Entertainment Does every liveable planet have their own Jesus?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    They just discovered a shit load of new planets. They say some have life. Did God said his only begotten son to those planets too?
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Yeah, kind of takes your little fables, and throws the whole premise out the window.
     
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    At this very moment, on a planet millions of miles away, is someone lamenting the loss of their debit card after partaking in melted cheese and chocolate.


    Mind blown.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    How so?
     
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    This is a good question for your priest, Shiv!
     
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    because it turns out that there are at least 1200 earths that they've found. So far.
     
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    How do you know Jesus wasnt sent to each of them? :wtf:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Wtf :jj:
     
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    I plan on asking him tomorrow
     
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    There is one one livable planet and you are on it.
     
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    There is no jesus or god. Grow up
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    How do you know
     
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    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    I wish Christopher Hitchens was alive to answer your question.
     
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    Who goes to church on Saturday? I thought Sunday was the day!
     
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    Love Hitchens! Brilliant man.
     
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    5:00 mass
     
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    Yes. Jesus tours each of his kingdoms, and the Jews on each planet kill him.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I believe this