Does every single part of Howard's life have to be public?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, May 19, 2013.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I mean come on.

    Howard stern is baby sitting a mutt

    Stern is raging a war on cyberbulies

    etc...


    Can the man just relax?
     
  2. Douchebag 007

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    Will he bury Gary Puppets remains under the Hampton's property or the new Palm Beach mansion

    :bigthink:
     
  3. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    relax? relax!? i don't have TIme to relax. i'm busy! i'm on fire! agt premier june 4th!
     
  4. BonDuckwald

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    The meaningful parts of his life don't go public, of course. Just the banal, falsely altruistic bullshit that gets strategically planted as part of his ongoing campaign to whitewash his past.
     
  5. Herc

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    He's scared of the truth of his irrelevancy. I believe that it may have finally dawned on him that were not living in the 90's anymore . . .

    Plus Beth needs the plugs for her mediocre rise to nowhere . . .
     
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  6. Martina

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    Howard was a tortured man! Married with 3 kids when hot models and actresses wanted affairs with him but he was trapped in a marriage!!! Finally the wife and kids abandoned him so he was free to marry a hot model. What whitewash??
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    What?And waste the empty 'promo' time before AGT starts again?......NO,Publicity whoring must be accomplished with fake issues.
     
  9. tv910

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    He's trying to make himself seem human when we all know he's not. It's just backfiring and making him look like a total douchebag.
     
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  11. Beths Arab

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    He was asked a couple of weeks ago about looking at property in Florida, and he not only denied it, but went on and on about how he loved New York and would never leave for a more favorable tax environment.
     
  14. UnElegant 1

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    Howard has never really grown emotionally out of his adolescence and just like a typical teenager his existence is ruled by angst. Wife number one was an adult who forced him to act his age in private while allowing him to live out his immaturity in public.

    He found in wife number two however another person who actually surpassed his own immaturity and thus gave full bloom to this attention whoring. Deep down he knows he has never progressed as a person and that his existence is ultimately irrelevant. His daughters will never pass down his genetic code much less any meager remembrances of his occasional parenting. His "fame" will die out with the next generation.

    He is staring into the abyss.

    Of course he could be a perfectly well-adjusted mufti-millionaire and I'm just full of shit. :hat:
     
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    Greedy lazy cereal liar?
    Truth/Honesty...never an option
     
  16. Nemo

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    Howard Alien Stern is a professional victim.
    He is the number one food source for social media Beth hate.
    The fucking guy knows exactly what to say on the radio to unleash the twitter hounds on his wife!


    If social media was around in 1995 Allison would get the same treatment.
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    Now I kinda wish Robert Blake DID reach over the console and punched this scam artist in the mouth when he was there years ago
     
  18. Bye You!

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    But why, Nemo? Why does he hate the women he marries?
     
  19. Mr Vengeance

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    Relax? His life is jam packed!!
     
  20. Anyonenow

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    Burial at sea in Palm Beach.
    Wash up on shore at the Hamptons