Does HAL have a five-year plan?

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  1. Chriza

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  2. Chriza

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Change into a werewolf

    Change back

    Repeat
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    HAL plans to become prime minister of pizza delivery in the next two years.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He can't count to 5.
     
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    I have no idea, but you know dropping chicken will be part of it.

    Skin tone's way off and you overdid it with the smudge tool. Very sloppy IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    He'll be able to in 5 years.
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    He's hoping to be abducted by aliens or to marry KellieJean..which ever happens first.
     
  9. Chriza

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    It's about not really giving a shit.
     
  10. Schmoopy

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    My father taught me if you're gonna do something, don't do it half-assed.:grad:
     
  11. Apple the cat

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    If he tries to marry Kelliejean, her ex (Mark), who's an illegal alien, probably will abduct him, so he'll win on both counts.
     
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  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    Isn't he in love with Colleen now? Kellie called him a retard. :giggle:
     
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  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Then explain your lame use of photoshop?
     
  14. BethsFeet

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    :schmoopy:
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    I use GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    That's appropriate- mentally, you are a gimp!
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    5 years, 260 hams.
     
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    isn't colleen a dude?
     
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    Ham Tube will become more popular than You Tube in 5 years.:grad:
     
  20. gridman

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    Hal shouldnt be around a 5 yr anything