Does having a baby feel like taking a dump?

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  1. yosemite sam

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't even fucking say it
     
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    I checked with your mom she said yes!
     
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    I'm pretty sure clutch was shit out.
     
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    according to "I didn't know I was pregnant" it does.
    So many toilet babies :down:
     
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    Best thread ever. I am so fucking in....:yes:
     
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    Shat upon a midnight Clutch. :jj:
     
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    drunken orgy starts in 30 minutes :yay:
     
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    I imagine it's like having a hot, burning coal jammed up your vagina.
     
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    [video=youtube;2Q-ME8Dh9bM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q-ME8Dh9bM[/video]
     
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    He put me on ignore i got the sads :GIANTFAGGOT:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Its gotta be worse bro, I keep reading about these chicks that have their junk torn apart during the whole process. Fuck that I'd have to go with a C-section
     
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    The best ones are the girls who try to cover it up, "Duuuuuur, does anyone have a plunger and some drano?"
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    :jj:
     
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    you will never know.
    this is a feeble attempt to explain to you retards how it really feels.
    btw, i had two naturally-no drugs.

    [video=youtube;Gw5ayibQ-E0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw5ayibQ-E0[/video]
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    My best friend told me that's what it feels like; I don't see why she'd lie ....