Does Howard have parental skills?

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  1. Shitpussy

    Shitpussy New Member Banned User

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    I hope Howard is happy with himself. His lifestyle and horrifying liberal parental skills have produced at least two fucked up daughters with dreadful futures. One is a hairy, hippy Jew cunt that is already burned out and so far from reality that I can’t even imagine what might be in store for her next. And the other… oh, sweet Ashley, making the huge mistake of spreading her delicate thighs for any African thug that wants a piece of dat ass.

    What a fucking nightmarish scenario to be in. His youngest daughter has a burning, juice oozing cunt that is secreting enough pheromones to attract a brother from miles away. And what fucking prize these colored guys are landing. Not only do they get a pristine opportunity to breed with a fertile white girl, they get a chance at sinking their dirty fingers into a nine figure Jew fortune.

    Either that, or he'll just end up beating the living shit out of her. Nothing gets my big, ugly cock harder than the thought of some young, innocent girl being smashed around by a black thug. I'll fucking be wrapping my fingers around my shaft and stroking myself long and hard to thoughts like that for the rest of my life.

    Howard probably cries himself to sleep every night at the thought of these big, testosterone dripping cocks jackhammering Ashley’s swollen pussy. Mainly because it’s not going up his faggot ass, but because he raises misguided girls, too.
     
  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nope he is just a big piggy bank
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    We have an early contender for Rookie of the Year. Rarely has anyone gone 9-for-9 in the first at-bats.
     
  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Alrighty then :what:
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I must say that was quite an entertaining read. Far better than ive heard on Howard100/101 in a long, long time.
     
  6. markluke

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    Too little, too late.
     
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    I honestly don't think he cares. Howard has insolated his life with only those who worship at the alter of Howchie. Since his girls obviously don't fall into that category they don't really exist to him.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Does that answer your question?
     
  11. Ruffypup

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    A) Howard doesn't cry for humans.

    B) Apparently, Howard wanted to show up Ashley with her latest pics by immediately posting a picture of a scantly dressed Beth.
     
  12. boomer1976

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    I just tweeted these to Howard. Fuck I hope he looks at them.
     
  13. ThreeOldYentas

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    Rookie of the year should go to the underage softball girl that Gary Puppet is probably stalking right now.

    91/91
     
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  14. HooHoo

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    Approved and rep'd. You really need to post more.
     
  15. Scooter

    Scooter Active Member

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    Howard was never around to raise them. Allison has to accept some of the blame.
     
  16. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    The fucking guy said kids grow up and leave you! No Howard! You left your kids you ffffucking fairy!
     
  17. Phillipmcd

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    Well, she should expect it, really .... :coffee:
     
  19. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is a good point, yes ....
     
  20. babybear

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    just what i was thinking.