Does Howard really believe his feet are "hot"?

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  1. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Is this shtick or could he possibly be crazy enough to believe he (or anyone for that matter) has sexy feet?
     
  2. crazypreacher

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    It has lasted since his book days. The tweet of him holding a fork with his toes damn near made me hurl.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well he's looking at these things every day so he probably thinks his feet are perfect. :snicker:
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...yes he believes it just like he believes that shit song silver nickles was early genius.
     
  5. Phillipmcd

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    C'mon he needs to find something attractive on his body.
     
  6. FishySausage

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    Sure. But if he really BELIEVES his feet are anything special, then he's certifiable!
     
  7. tHISisKiSSeL

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    He is delusional about every aspect of his appearance. His feet are just regular. I'm a woman and I don't find male feet to be hot; they're just regular or gross. If your feet aren't particularly gross they're just regular -wgaf.
     
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    Remember when Howig flipped out and went into a huff when that iphone app that rates ugliness ranked him last in the office*. It was clear he was genuinely expecting to be higher among those rated.

    * = technically Scoresman was last, but he got a 'fail' or some weird result so I'm not counting it.

    (then again, maybe the whole thing was just another 'bit' :rolleyes: . If it was then Howard is a better actor than I give him credit for and certainly more modest too for letting himself being the butt of the joke).
     
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    I dig men, but feet are off my list.
    Unless they have fungus on them, I will ignore.
     
  10. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Obv. He's like a needy chick, all women concede by telling hin he has attractive feet. It's like when you drunkenly hit on a pig and tell her she has nice hair.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Lieberman was worse than Howard at an 18 and Sal tied Howard.
     
  12. PappYawn

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    But I really do have nice hair. :pissed:
     
  13. SouthernListen

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    I have been told that I have super sexy knuckles.
     
  14. Mulletude

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    When Howie said he should have a feet only contest with Stamos and see which of the two would be picked by women to date, Robin gushed "That's a GREAT idea for a contest!"
     
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    OMG this is what the show has become??? Howard wants a foot contest with Stamos? Howard please please please just retire!!!!
     
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    :giggle: Sorry Howard, but no woman on the face of the planet cares about a man's feet. What a douche.
     
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    "Howard and his Wonderful Feet." Hope he writes a children's book about this, someday. Instant best-seller.
     
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    I'm Howard's height with size 15 feet. My feet look ridiculous, my toes are like fingers. I have no idea wtf he's thinking.
     
  19. DarkFriday

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    Howard Stern is a closeted homosexual.

    He cares about feet and cocks.

    True story. :coffee:
     
  20. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    The only type of person who would give a fuck about Wiggy's :quote:pretty feet:quote: would be a gay guy with a foot fetish....assuming there is such a thing.