Does Howard recognize Beth's cat obsession for what it really is?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    All this cat bullshit is just Beth's way of dealing with the fact her gene pool has been removed from the Human Race.

    She will live the rest of her life childless never knowing the love of her own offspring,.

    You can literally see the wheels coming off the mental wagon...

    If Beth could put down all the material trophies of hers for 2 seconds and truly be honest with herself I think

    the truth would criple her for years....

    Sure some people are happy to never have kids.. but most of those people don't spend all day

    talking to cats like if they were kids or taking pictures of cats as if they were new borns..


    Howard being a relatively smart man has to notice this..
     
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  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This is very true. It's to our advantage though that she doesn't reproduce- there are enough vapid gold diggers in the world already.
     
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  3. ILOOKLIKEBETH

    ILOOKLIKEBETH ever since than i've been the champ

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    its not a cat thing its an attention obsession
     
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    Yes. Yes, he does.

    In precisely the same way he accurately recognized that Artie was just really, really sleepy...




    ...for about four years.
     
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    The people that are happy with no kids are soulless, self absorbed assholes. That pretty much describes beef
     
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    I think the more appropriate question is, "Does Howard care what Beth's cat obsession for what it really it really is?"

    And I think the answer is, "Not really. Maybe a little, but not much."
     
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    My wife used to care about our dog almost obsessively. Once our first child was born she barely cares about the dog and I take care of it and it hangs out with me in the garage . We love the dog but it's just not even close to the same love we have for our human children.

    Beth's a nut but I think she craves a real child and no amount of kittens can change that. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.
     
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    I would feel bad for her... but she traded kids for a lifetime of Saturdays

    Fuck her.... its fun to see her yell at cats like they were kids
     
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    Yeah your probably right, I hope at some point she is tortured by having such an unfulfilling life. Or is she so retarded that she thinks rolling around on the floor with kittens is enough of an accomplishment to call it a days work. Kittens are cute for a few minutes then I move on. Even my nieces get bored of the kittens after an hour or so.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    My issue with her is that she could do something real in the world to make a difference with the money, exposure and platform she married into. However, we all know, fostering kittens isn't doing a damn thing. Kittens are rarely ever euthanized because they are adoptable.
    If she truly volunteered in any other established and recognized 501-C charity, I would have a shred of respect for her. She doesn't do a single benevolent thing. It's about her. Thank god she never had a child. It would be so fucked up!
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Not to mention that cats become super independent in a very short amount of time.... pretty sure even the cats think its unnatural
     
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    He knows but he's in denial.:rolleyes:
    He's in denial about a lot of things.:za:
     
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    You got it backwards. The people who have kids in this day and age are the selfish souless ones.
     
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    Beth?
     
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    would like to know what her mother, father, brothers think about her not having kids...Do they think the Wig brainwashed her or do they agree :cmon:
     
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    Howard is very aware of it, but pretends it's not there
     
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    Willing to bet that they dont like this situation at all. No grandkids.
     
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    Yep. Like a kid doing handstands. "Look at me, Mom. Look at me, Dad. I can do a handstand!"
     
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    I think they'd agree. Would you want Howard's genes for your grandchildren?
     
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    Those front row Knick tickets dont pay for themselves
     
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