Does it count as "getting laid"...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by deverrant, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    if the dude's inside you for two seconds and blows his load? Before you're even close?

    Just asking. For no reason other than random curiosity. DEFINITELY no what just happened to me tonight or anything...
     
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    Come on, I lasted 3-5 seconds easy! Now you're just being mean...
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

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    Minuteman...
     
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    No, but funny nonetheless
     
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    He must have been staring at Doc Ivan.
     
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    He said it had been a while.

    ...This hypothetical guy that I'm talking about.
     
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    Did he wear a rubber?
     
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    Yeah, he's actually a fag.
     
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    Not funny. Not at ALL funny.
     
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    He must have been staring at Doc Ivan.
     
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    he should have jerked off before the date so he could last a respectable amount of time. :grad:
     
  13. artiesoffspring

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Dev talks this guy up all last night and he discharged his canon before war is declared. :backlol2:
     
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    Did he help you finish or anything?
     
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    You should have laughed at him
     
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    It's been a while because he's switching back to girls.
     
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    [video=youtube;RVksUHD5Iys]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVksUHD5Iys[/video]
     
  18. artiesoffspring

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    Holy shit! It's mrd!
     
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    Yes it counts. That's like virgin territory though.
     
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    Oh, hi, Karen.