Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr. Potato Head, Dec 30, 2011.
"Man who fart in church, sit in own pew."
I find it funny, cause no one can move or say anything.
My farts are holy.
I caught a holy shit fish yesterday
Its only a sin if the Priest can hear it and baby jesus can smell it.
You can get payed to do that? Where do I apply?
life is short, it would be cool to just once let one rip at a quiet moment. i bet the place would laugh like hell.
take a whuppy cushion to church, have some laughs
It doesn't pay to go to church.
My nephew's degenerate best friend was drunk as a skunk at my nephew's funeral about 2 years ago, and made a big production of farting loudly right in the middle of the family section at the funeral. It did not go over very well, and he nearly got his ass kicked right there at the graveside...
people who go to church deserve what they get