Does it ever pay to fart in church?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr. Potato Head, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew."

    I find it funny, cause no one can move or say anything.

    :gassed:
     
  2. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Tater!
     
  3. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    My farts are holy.
     
  4. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I caught a holy shit fish yesterday
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Its only a sin if the Priest can hear it and baby jesus can smell it.
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    You can get payed to do that? Where do I apply?
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    life is short, it would be cool to just once let one rip at a quiet moment. i bet the place would laugh like hell.
     
  8. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    what's church?
     
  9. icehole3

    icehole3 Well-Known Member

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    take a whuppy cushion to church, have some laughs :)
     
  10. tomtom

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    It doesn't pay to go to church.
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    My nephew's degenerate best friend was drunk as a skunk at my nephew's funeral about 2 years ago, and made a big production of farting loudly right in the middle of the family section at the funeral. It did not go over very well, and he nearly got his ass kicked right there at the graveside...
     
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    people who go to church deserve what they get
     
  13. Billy Brown

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    Salvation