Does John Mayer have a plantinum cock or something

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I mean this guy's fucking amazing. Now he is banging Katy Perry.

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  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    he does ever girl he dates in the ass...

    true story
     
  3. exarro

    exarro New Member

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    she dated russel brand. john mayer is actually step up from that asshole.
     
  4. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    He's clocking some impressive numbers for sure and all inceridibly hot too!
     
  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I wonder why all the girls fall for him.
    Sounds like a jerk
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;_9DcihpNYds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9DcihpNYds&feature=related[/video]
     
  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I still waiting for the quote that Katy Perry is Sexual Napalm.
     
  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i would hit my mom in the back of the head for one night with those tits

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    Humans are nothing more than talking monkeys. Watch any show on monkeys and biggest asshole monkey gets all the monkey pussy. Nice monkeys get nothing.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :cheer:
     
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    Any woman who dates mayer knows two things in advance- they are gonna get it in the ass, and its gonna turn out ugly....
     
  13. potroast

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    It's ok to be jealous of this douchebag, right?
     
  14. Herc

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    I hope he gets "Cancer Of The Prick" . . .
     
  15. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    he's rumord to have a large dong
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I wanna know this shitbird's secret.
     
  17. Herc

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    Women are "Fame Whores" . . .
     
  18. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    fame
     
  19. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    This is why all the girls love him. Hot chicks are attracted to the bad boy.
     
  20. Herc

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    Artificial Bad Boy that is . . .