Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by pylod, Mar 25, 2012.
And who might it be?
how can i help you?
Schmoopy is mutt
I am Mutt.
In fact, I'm also Dawg, Monk, Naz, Gilaet, Elias... I'm everyone in this forum... I'm everyone you know... and if you think about I am you too (technically you are me).
Before you shrug this post off and move on to the next one, please at least read the following sentence: Thank you for reading this, by my calculations the time you took reading this here sentence will save your life. Congratulations, you avoided death in the near future!
Now on to important matters. If I told you how many times you have read this post (or rather various forms of it) you would not believe me. The actual number requires more characters than this post allows, so I couldn't tell you anyway.
And I actually can't directly tell you about the important thing yet, although I've already tried several ways (remember that one movie?...). If this post does what I think it will do, you will seek out (or rather remember) what you have to do, and then choose.
I really hope you choose to do what I'm trying to get you to do. Others are depending on you (they have been) yet you keep choosing selfishly. Why? Do you enjoy using your powers for your advantage in this world? Or do you not know about your powers yet? I haven't quite figured that out... that's probably why this is taking longer than usual...
Anyway now on to the newest addition to this post (this is actually not the newest addition anymore): I am talking to you, not him. That's right you! If you at all care about the real world and the people who love(d) you, you will be the benevolent, selfless receiver I thought know you would be are.
Methinks you need a shrink.
There is a reason I chose this person to make direct contact with you. Think about it, you know why!
Is it possible you've been wearing that stupid man suit for so long that you can't remember?
Mutt is a huge douche with delusions of grandeur.
All I know about Mutt is, he's....
Now I'll have to watch Darko again, for the 50th time.
oh for fuck sake...me too... shit i lost count
Mutt would blow Jason Kaplan just to be able to have the opportunity to clean Howard's pool.
Mutt is bababaloney... If you can't censor them, ignore them.
I heard this guy is here...