Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt Sucks, Sep 15, 2013.
Lisa has huge New York boobs.
Lisa G used to bake cookies for potential boyfriends...and sometimes they would have sex.
What an exciting life she once led.
I've never heard of girls who had boyfriends and would sometimes cook for them. It's such a compelling story. In her next book, Lisa will discuss making coffee in the morning and purchasing socks at K Mart.
She has to get that roofy-viagra mix into them somehow to knock'um out and keep'um hard.
Robin's gonna have to sell that shit door to door, the way young boys sold Grit magazine in the 60s (for a quarter).
Robin will probably sell a few hundred to friends and spouses of fans. "I got you this book for your birthday; didn't you used to listen to Howard Stern?"
robin is more well-known than lisa....
so she might sell some...
Unfortunately, I fear this will sell in the thousands.
Wiggy will buy some to hand out as xmas gifts to the staff and write it off...
you think that many?
Someone stated that in the foreword she states that these "Stories" Never happened and were fabrications........
Back when Robin wrote "Quivers A Life" THSS was at it's most popular....Meaning in the cities where it was syndicated......So she probably sold enough to break even, Maybe......
Now, With the current state of the half assed shit show, It wouldn't surprise me if people walk past the book signings/readings to come and ask themselves "Robin Who?"
Should be a package deal: Calendar, Lisa G's book, Robin's book. What a great gift!!
Lisa sells 20 books and not one mention of it on the show.
Lisa should have said she had cancer to get the sympathy sales that Robin's book will get.
It's complete bullshit. The only person who thinks baking cookies for men is sexy is someone who is asexual like Liser G.
Also Robin will sell more books.
she'll sell more than lisa...but not much more. it all depends on how much publicity she does.
the "public" loves stories of triumph over illness.
You know family and friends of Lisa G made up for 99% of sales. What a fail. Other 1% was Mariann and Bobo.
OK, I stand corrected. She heard about other girls who had boyfriends and had sex with them. OK, I realize it was a reach to believe that Lisa G could have interactions with other humans on that level.
Robin will sell thousands of copies...not that it's deserved. Her "health tips" are just as relevant and accurate as Lisa G's sex stories and Oats' doggie tips.