does schmoopy hate president obama even more b/c he banned bath salts?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    one more reason to like obama: he ruined schmoopy's fake drug habit. :c
     
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    Yes
     
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    Cops: Gwinnett man ate feces after snorting bath salts


    By Christopher Hong
    The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

    A 21-year-old Gwinnett man allegedly under the influence of bath salts was arrested this week after he tried to fight a police officer and consumed his own feces, police said.

    Gwinnett County Matthew Hammond
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    Officers arrived at a residence on the 2100 block of Worrall Hill Drive around 4 p.m. on July 3 after a woman told police her son, Matthew Hammond, was "walking around out of his mind, armed with a knife," according to a police incident report.

    When the officer pulled up to a house, the man sprinted towards his car.

    Hammond chased after the car as the officer pulled away. When the officer stopped, Hammond ran next to the car and violently pulled on the locked doors and banged on the windows, according to the report. The officer pulled his gun and ordered Hammond to step away and drop the silver object in his hands, later identified as a cell phone. Hammond dropped the knife before the officer came, and Hammond's brother took it back in the house, according to the report.

    Hammond refused the officer's orders and challenged the officer to a fight. Hammond eventually got on the ground and the officer arrested him.

    Hammond continued to act bizarrely once in custody. He spoke in fragmented sentences about random subjects, repeatedly quoting a hot sauce commercial phrase, "I put that [expletive] on everything." He also appeared to be hallucinating and spoke to imaginary people.

    Meanwhile, the officer smelled a "strong odor of excrement emitting from his breath" and said he appeared to have "feces in his mouth and on his teeth," according to the report.

    The officer took Hammond to the Gwinnett County Jail, where medical staff determined he needed medical treatment. Hammond, who was yelling and kicking windows, had to be restrained during the ride to the Gwinnett Medical Center in Lawrenceville.

    Hammond eventually told officers he smoked marijuana, drank alcohol and snorted "a lot" of bath salts, according to the report.

    When the officer asked Hammond why he had a knife, he responded, "Yo, somebody was about to get stabbed," according to the report.

    Hammond was eventually released from the hospital and taken back to jail, where he is being held on felony obstruction and disorderly conduct charges without bond.

    Hammond's arrest is the second violent drug arrest in Gwinnett County this week, police said.

    "It seems like it's becoming more prevalent," said Corp. Jake Smith, a Gwinnett police spokesman. "But it's not nearly as common as the other drugs, like meth and marijuana."

    On July 2, Gwinnett police responded to a man running nude at a Lilburn driving range, Smith said. The man continued to resist arrest after he was pepper sprayed and Tasered. He told police he had smoked marijuana laced with chemicals.

    Smith said people on bath salts are usually more violent than other drug users.

    "They don't feel much pain," he said.

    Smith said the department is educating officers to recognize the signs of synthetic drugs as they become more prevalent in Gwinnett County.
     
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    schmoopy ate feces even when he wasn't on bath salts.
     
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    2 girls and a cup weren't on bath salts
     
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    lol, who needs bath salts to eat some good feces?
     
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    2 girls. 1 cup. No wattle.
     
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    I'm popular this evening. :wub:
     
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    Matthew Hammond

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    Why you gotta start a thread about me so late, faggit? I'm about to go to bed! :mad:
     
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    :rolleyes:

    Just another example of black people not able to handle their drugs, and ruin it for the rest of us.
     
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    Tell your mom you need 15 more minutes tonight. :smile:
     
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    I seen a chick snort ajax once in a movie
     
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    [video=youtube;TUmVd4RQZCo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUmVd4RQZCo[/video]
     
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    this thread is about president obama. boom!
     
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    What retarded drug will Schmoopy move onto now? Or will he quit being a degenerate and finally clean up his act? Bath salts- LOL! You have to be a complete fucking idiot to do that shit. He's probably destroyed what little brain he has left with that ignorant shit. Schmoopy is a drug addict. He has to get high. So it's a given he's gonna move onto something else. Will he move onto shit he can get legally- what is out there? Robitussin? Huffing hairspray? Snorting mothballs? Or will he go back to shit like crack? Either way, the future does not look bright for Schmoopy. He has little desire to clean up his act and quit being a drug addict. I hate to say it but prison might be the only chance he has of getting clean and leading a productive life. Because left to his own devices I don't see how he's not gonna fuck up.
     
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    Not sure why people keep doing that drug
     
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    Matty the tard but be goin bananas