does stern bring Toni along on a romantic getaway with Beth?

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  1. PelicanWig

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    I am trying to picture how awkward it would be if Toni is there to rig the wig everyday before they have breakfast or take a morning walk. Does Howard slither out of bed before the cunt wakes up and spends an hour in the chair getting glued and primped. Is she also on call the whole time in case the wig needs a patch or something. Does Barf find this sexy?
     
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    I think joining them on vacation is where Wiggy draws the line, though she does have a batphone for emergencies.
     
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    Good question.

    I prefer to picture it like the scene from "Behind the Candelabra" when Matt Damon sees Michael Douglas without his wig and doesn't even recognize him at first. :D
     
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    Toni had a kid a few years back. I imagine Howard was pretty panicked when she had to abandon him to have a baby.

    Come to think of it, Howard spends his life setting up situations in which he becomes completely reliant on people. Good work, Ray Stern!
     
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    Idk why but I lold at this thread. He's such a gaywad
     
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    Does Wigward actually need Toni everyday for his rug though, or is she just for when he's on TV and everyones looking at him/it?
     
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    you can see in pics, it is quite clear when Toni is on vacation or not on call that day. He likes to go for the wet look, and looks like a wet pelican.

    or wears that god-awful dope-ass fedora.

    He thinks he's neil caffrey :rofl:

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    if beth was a loving wife she'd go to wig styling school so she could take care of howard herself, or she'd talk him out of the wig.
     
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    If Howard does have a wig, I'm sure Beth knows about it. Howard wears a lot of hats on vacation away.
     
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    I reckon this is the typical scene once the alarm goes off in the Stern master bedroom.....

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    Beth clearly earns her money.
     
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    She chose.... poorly.
     
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    :haha:

    My thought exactly!
     
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    If it's a romantic getaway for Howard, why is Beth there? :scratch:
     
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    Interesting to see there's now a Liberace biopic which portrays him "sans wig" considering the man himself was apparently quite adamant that he never be seen without it. IIRC Liberace even left specific instructions (can't remember to whom : butler, assistant, someone?) that his corpse not be photographed without the wig on.

    I wonder does Howard have a cease & desists ready for any posthumous biopics of him that might want to show a scene of him without his rug?
     
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    She didn't have the grades to go to Wig Styling School. If only she would have studied harder in High School.
     
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    From what I hear, today's wigs can stay on your head and look fresh easily for 2 to 4 weeks. It is really the hair tape that matters. There is no need to remove it from your head daily.
     
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    That just sounds so disgustingly nauseating. Ick the smell!
     
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    Not to mention what else gets stuck in that tape on a daily basis. :puke:
     
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    This thread is becoming more disgusting than the murdered baby thread.
     
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    This is another excellent question, along with whether Howard will ever give up the "hair" charade.

    My guess is that Howard is too cheap to take Toni on his vacations.