Does this chipped floor look like something you would think Howard would have replaced

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I can't tell if this a wood or marble floor but it looks like severely chipped.

     
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    Stern doesn't notice things like this. Ralph will have to make a snarky comment on it, then it will get fixed.
     
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    Maybe he was going down to his bowling lane and dropped a ball
     
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    Wine spills are hard to get out of marboe.:wino:
     
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    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    Might be cat shit and piss stains.
     
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    didn't see a chip..
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    That's in the cat wing of Chimney Manor South. Howard rarely goes there except to clean the litter boxes. :grad:
     
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    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Some designer convinced Beefus that the triple the cost "cracked" look was in style, and she put on her "want kitty now!" face until Gunky caved and gave in.
     
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    Hmmmm. If this is his FL castle... PAR. I take it he bought used, as-is. Most of these dummies with money, buy these HUGE homes but want it done CHEAPLY -go figure- so cheap, cost cutting measures leave you with this kind of shit. The only solid homes are the ones built by the owners of construction companies.
     
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    All those veins in the wood are probably natural and cost a fortune. Or somehow the floor just got ruined.
     
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    Yup, like a 'burl inlay' or something
     
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    Big, veiny wood for Wiggy and Beth.:giggle:
     
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    Those are cracks in tile. The home is settling and since they probably used pressure concrete suitable only for an outhouse pad, you get this kind of crap.
     
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    Are you sure it's tile? It looks like long "planks" of wood like a bowling alley or regular wood floors would have. Maybe the cracks were somehow made professionally after installation?
    I don't know, but now I need to.
     
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    I love burl. :) I like the look of this/Howards but maybe not on that type of long strip floor.
     
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    That's the pattern in the floor.:ufacepalm:
     
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    It tile. You. Can see the ceramic coloring.
     
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    Looks like blood stains from them beating the kittens
     
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    Faux finish flooring?? Nobody is that dumb... well maybe in this case...
     
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    Chips are straight lines. Those are curvy. It's the floor.
     
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