Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Oct 15, 2012.
Most retarded thread of the week...and, it's only Monday
Have you see dave? A light breeze would knock him over.
that button has dave's age right
10 years ago
I'm glad he's concerned about getting too much sun on his face
Is that a no?
Tread lightly..Hammers will be swinging
dave looks like an older freddy krueger.
Tomtom can describe me to you in great detail.
Old, skinny and lonely.
I think tomtom has a thing for you.
He still mad.
It's pretty obvious the dude is crushing on me pretty hard.
I think it's pretty clear that I'm not gay, but he keeps hoping otherwise.
Now let me describe tomtom to you.
Older than me, rides snowmobiles to Wisconsin, he failed miserably at marriage and children.
tomtom has a thing for a lot of men.
How did I fail in marriage and kids? Divorcing my first wife? Still putting our child through college? At 23 he's already more successful than you.