Entertainment Does wanting every hot broad you see ever go away?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I mean what the fuck? I was at a pool this past weekend and 18-22 year old white girls in barely nothing bikinis one after another basically naked! and i kid you not my head almost exploded. My friends dad in his 80's with diabetes, missing one leg and I think no dick at all at this point said they still get him hot and bothered. Is this what we have to look forward to as we get fucking older? just wanting broads we cant fuck and probably couldn't even if we wanted too?
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nope
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Fugsin' is what it's all about
     
  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Would you rather not want them? That seems kinda gay.
     
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    It's in our genetics to wanna fuck as much as possible. So nope.
     
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  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I asked my 74yo Dad this question and the answer is NO.

    The torture continues...
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    as an old man once told me...."No matter how old you get, 20 always looks good"
     
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    Nothing wrong with eye candy. Enjoy the show.
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    My Dad is 70 and he says "Well, I'm not dead yet" when referring to looking at hot chicks.
     
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    That's why you fap constantly. The desire goes away right after. Tell it to the wife.
     
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    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    No, that part is biology, but being cool about it is a skill. Nothing worse than being an obviously pervy old dude - just learn to slow your roll.
     
  12. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    My Dad said on the phone the other day, "Ya know who I like Joe, that Scarlett Johansen girl. Nice titties and lips.....what a fox."
     
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    Oh those pesky penises.....:dickhead:


    :roll:
     
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    I hope not.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Oh you have no idea. I can't believe I went through my teens without being committed to a mental institution.
     
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    Howard: I wouldn't even look at other women Robin, ya know? I just love Beth.
    Fred: (Drops the Eric Cartman clip: "Ha-Ha Fag!")
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    No, in fact, it gets worse. Young broads you would never give a second look when you were young, now suddenly look pretty good to you.
    God is mean, but he does have a sense of humor.
     
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    well he has good taste
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Yes. I live in a college town and EVERY goddamned co-ed I see makes me nuts.
     
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    :console:

    I honestly can't imagine. I've said before, I'd like to experience it for a day just to see.
     
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