Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Jan 30, 2013.
My dog is better than your dog.
I sure do
I don't have a dog but my cat watches me beat off.
He's not there for the show; he's there for the smell.
My dog will fart and then get up as if looking for the source of the fart. After a thorough investigtion, he decides it didn't happen since he can't find the source and he will go back to sleep. He knows the secrets of popularity.
You don't close the door when you are in the bathroom?
my dog licks up the man goo I sling on the wall
My dog might follow me into the bathroom but when he sees me ready to sit down he runs for the door.
Yeah, on occasion one or both will come in and nose around.
My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama
You win because your dog does something more creepy than watching you take a dump or because you enjoy your dog licking your balls during intercourse? Or both?
more creepy lemmy.....lol
My dog farts, looks back at her ass and then gets up and leaves the room. Leaving me to suffer with the smell.
I wish I didn't read that..... The bulldog part, not the slammin part.
My dog does not like it if I watch him do his business out in the yard. He is all like "a little alone time here boss?" If he notices me looking at him.
Does Chiva still smoke in there?
Yeah, my pit gets all weird during sexy time, too.