Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, May 12, 2016.
Does he prefer to smoke heroin?
I dinna have a dog...
Fire crotch texted me today. She wants to have dinner tomorrow.
IDK. I really don't feel like listening to her whine about how much of a piece of shit I am.
So, you're considering taking this young lady out to dinner and there's a strong possibility that during this dinner that you're paying, this young lady is gonna complain about what a terrible person you are?
Will she, at least, be paying for the gas that you burn as you pick her up, drive her to the restaurant & back and then to your own home?
The last conversation we had was her bitching about me not acknowledging Valentine's Day. So, naw, we won't be going to dinner tomorrow.
If it weren't for titties, I'd be perfectly happy beating off for the rest of my life.