Does your girl have that ugly friend she thinks is a catch?

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Who she always wants to set her up with your single friends, but you're like, "yo, your girl has a slammin body, but her face is busted. My boy'll hit it but don't expect him to be scoopin them digits"?
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    My wife has two best friends and theyre both hot as fuck.

    A 8 and 8.5 easily.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I never want to set any of my friends up. I want all the wimminz for me.
     
  4. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    So your wife is the ugly friend. Makes sense.
     
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  5. Ridic

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    Damn. @Stevie got cheated on by the ugly friend. Ouch.
     
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  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    She's hideous.
     
  7. Ridic

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    2 peas in a pod
     
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  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Kinda like you and your boyfriend.
     
  9. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Almost. He is super hot though.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    fag.
     
  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    :jj::jj:
     
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  12. Gator

    Gator What?

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    Are you white talking like this?
     
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    No, she does not. I think ive sub-consciously eliminated anyone from my life who has any kind of urge or drive to get with other people in the long term. :jj:
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Thankfully, my wife doesn't like too many women. She's not a drama person and hates the petty drama that comes with most females.
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    No one here has any friends or girlfriends.
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    You talk like that? Really?

    FYI, when the meteor hits, wiggers will be the first to go. Then White Knights.

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  17. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    I'm only white on the outside, yo.
     
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    Yes but she makes mid six figures so I figure my friends are cool with the tradeoff
     
  20. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    As in 400-600 thousand? Give her my number.