Does your significant other know that you masturbate? (awwwk-ward) (or not...)

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Does your significant other know that you masturbate?

  1. Yes...flaunt it like a boss

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  2. No....I hide like a boss

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    How do you hide it...........or do you? :c
     
  2. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    Nah I look right at her and talk to her while I do it. You know, "how was your day" and shit like that.
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    Yeah, and she has told me that she breaks out the vibro when she feels like it.

    It's all good
     
  4. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Is slick legging her while shes asleep considered masturbating? if so...yeah she knows :c
     
  5. Nantrax

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    She knows and doesn't mind.

    Of course if I spent 24/7 watching porn and jerking off all the time... that would be an issue.

    Considering all the time that Baltimore Mike spends looking at cam whores and BBC videos, his wife must be really angry. :c
     
  6. Swayze

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    She puts fresh bottles of lotion in the shower for me
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I know, he knows and we are both good with it. In fact we sometimes have little MM sessions...very hot! We also cam when either of us is traveling for business. Gotta keep it fresh after 18 years :hhh:
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    I aint hidin shit. I'll rape a sock at the fucking dinner table if need be.
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    No you won't :giggle:
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    What say you?
     
  11. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    What is "slick legging"?

    I'd love not be as informed about depraved sexual acts to retain a charming prudence(I know what "Blossoms are, a "Blumpkin", a "Dirty Sanchez" :facepalm:), but I'm far beyond that at this point.
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I have jerked off 4 times in the past 24 hours
     
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    MM is very erotic to me. :up:
     
  14. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Its when youre really wanting a piece but shes tired..so when shes asleep and if rolled on her side ya stick it between her legs and I imagine you can figure the slick part out all on your own
     
  15. jackie the jerk

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    For those who dont understand what MM is its mutual masturbation :coffee:

    I do that in a mirror
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    naah....we like to keep some things private but we both know we do it :dontknow:
     
  17. Super Mario

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    :jj:
     
  18. Neesie

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    Does Ralph know?
     
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    Why not just have sex with each other??? :dontknow:
     
  20. HAL

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    Im making you some siding