Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Jul 5, 2012.
and the show is dead and some Zombie is just filling in while he cashes the checks.
No his plastic face is everywhere i look u fuckwad!
The real Howard is tied up in the cellar of Chimneyland. When he breaks free, he'll throw Faggy and Horsey into one of those fireplaces.
I've been saying Howard Stern was dead for the last couple years..
He is dead inside.
I just started listening to the judging special. Some chick who couldn't sing was in the studio. She suddenly asked for money. The whole group started trying to convince her to get naked for some cash. It reminded me of how spontaneous things used to be. It wasn't uncommon for them to try to get girls naked on the show, but nothing even this spontaneous would ever happen on the show anymore.
He died when he left his loving wife and family for ("The Simple One" AKA Beth) . . .
Was listening to some old shows they were playing and it really made me realize how much I hate the new Howard. I mean, I knew I didn't like him - but listening to the show when Artie was on, and KC, and all of the other characters - that show was the reason I fell in love with Stern (and frankly, why I purchased Sirius). Fuck the new Howard and Beth Stern.
The zombie reference kinda falls through. He's too active trying to get even more money.
Now, if you said that he was a zombie with a lust for money instead of brains... Well, that's different.
Roaming the undead landscape groaning "scheEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeckles!"
Oh... THAT'S what's missing....
Oh man, that's perfect...
"A Day in the Death of Howard Stern"
Coming soon to a theater near......oh wait....scratch that.........b...itch.