Dog attack at the beach

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I would have cut that dogs throat in a heartbeat.

    [video=youtube;iKDPkcbhCBI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKDPkcbhCBI[/video]
     
  2. itpdude

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    What kinds of foreigners are these? I can't imagine if this were in the US that no one would help by bringing some kind of weapon and clubbing that nuisance to death.
     
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    Always carry a knife. You never know when you will need it. Not a little pussy knife one that can kill.
     
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    lol, poor grandpa looked dazed and confused :D
     
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    What kind of a dog is that?
     
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    I can see the headlines now

    "Dawg Fight! Dawg kills a dog in self defense."
     
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    :jj:

    Looks like a pit to me.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Chasing, swinging and jolting at a dog never helps or keeps a dog away. Did look like a pit, but not sure.
     
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    A knife shoved in his eye would do the trick.
     
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    I don't know dog breeds worth a shit, and am still not sure what a pit bull is.
     
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    And then it's shitheaded owner hauls you into civil court.
     
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    Yeah, that would probably work too. :snicker:
     
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    Any dog comes at me will be dead. I dont give a fuck.
     
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    It's at least nice to know that Italian men are just as useless as American men. Or whatever those people are
     
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    Uh, or maybe a bit of hot dog. Just wrap it in a napkin. Not a little pussy napkin, one that can absorb.
     
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    Dawg-on-dog crime, nigguh.
     
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    You think a pit bull cares about food when he smells blood? :jj:
     
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    The owner should be repeated kicked in the balls for letting his dog run loose like that.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    I had a pretty terrifying moment when walking my dog. My dog was a 45-50 lb mutt, nothing ferocious, no pit in him, etc. So, a fucking pit came at us and got into it with my dog. It happened pretty fucking fast and my dog was getting his ass kicked. I was carrying a firearm at the time but the two were all over the joint so I couldn't just shoot the fucking dog for fear I'd tag my dog. So, I dropped the leash and got hold of the pit by the hind quarters and swung it around like one of those discus throwers and tossed the thing maybe 15 feet away on concrete, pretty severely injuring one of its legs. I drew my pistol at that time and trained it on the animal and people screamed, "don't shoot! Don't Shoot!!!!!"

    I screamed back the dog attacked mine, it was off-leash, blah blah.

    "It's not the DOG'S fault!!!"

    There are times I fantasize about killing people. I really do.

    Anyhow, I got my dog's leash. . . . he'd hid under a car by this point, and took him home to nurse his wounds, etc. He did well. Only one puncture wound to his muzzle. He was vetted and all that, but I still took him in to get some back up shots in case.

    My only regret from that day is I didn't shoot that pit under the justification that it was still actively wanting to attack me and for fear it had rabies and needed to be killed to get tested regardless. It was pretty intense.