Dog farts.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    fucking dog is making hard to stay indoors tonight.:mad:


    they're all warm and moist sounding. :puke:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    It happens.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I bought some Gas pills for Monty---made them stop right away. Generic Gas-X

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  4. Mlaw

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    one pill (80mg) before he eats
     
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    Silent clouds of olfactory death floating up from the floor...
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    He's normally alright but he decided to finish my kid's chocolate frozen yogurt. :fart:
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Reason number 2349002 why I don't have a dog.
     
  8. sickfeeling

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    back in the day dogfart was a prolific uploader of porn
     
  9. Mack

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    You want one? I'd let him go cheap.
     
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    You may want to rethink your sales tactics.
     
  11. Mack

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    Interracial, if I'm not mistaken.
     
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    My dog doesn't fart or shit, she's so beautiful.
     
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    Mine would fart right in front of me I think to show me that her sphincter opened.
     
  14. sickfeeling

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    cracka is NOT a racist term
     
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    Mack please rephrase the first sentence of your op.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    My dogs will occasionally drop SBDs on me. Then I call them little fucking pigs.
     
  18. DogStar69

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    My friend had a Rottie. One time it farted but it didn't make a sound. It didn't smell like a person fart it smelled more like cowshit or grassy. My friend didn't say anything but he later said he thought it was me.