CCTV Dog Owner's Favorite Saying, "He never did that before!"

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've owned dogs all my life. They are truly man's best friend. But I hate it when people forget they are animals, and let their babies crawl all over the dog. Here's a good example of one of those irresponsible pet owners who think their pet is going to behave like a human. Poor dog probably got the shit kicked out of him after wards.

     
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    They should teach the kid not the dog. The dog was just trying to scare the kid and it worked.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Every time one of my pups does something stupid I say "Again? Fucker always does stupid shit!".
     
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    It's not the dogs' fault. Poor dog. Teach the dumb kid.
     
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    my dog is named Mr. Nibbles, so no one should be surprised if he bites
     
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    All my dogs love kids...especially with mustard.
     
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    My wife watches judge Judy, so sometimes i watch with her. Holy shit it's depressing. stories always go something like this. Woman is out walking her little dog on a leash. Big dog somehow gets out of yard. Defendant always claims little dog annoyed his dog first and why should he have to pay any damages after his dog destroys little dog. Now granted I hate little yappy dogs but these dumb fucks never understand that you have to have control of your dog.
     
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    Put down.
     
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    This. Stupid lady should have seen the dog was clearly stressed, but as Michael Vic would say "He gots to go."
     
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    I love judge Judy. My favorites are the car accident cases where the person says that their insurance "just lapsed the week before". Fucking animals. If you cause an accident and are uninsured, it should be a mandatory ten year sentence.
     
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    Dogs are better than humans.
     
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    Few will argue with this....
     
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    This is also a pretty good illustration of the difference between a "pitbull" attack vs most other breeds. This dog delivered a quick bite and then got the fuck out. A pitbull latches on and doesn't let go until it's killed whatever it's attacking.
     
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    Poor dog.

    Stupid parent.

    :owned: baby.
     
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    That was a warning snap. The dog didn't even really bite the kid.
     
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    Can't trust animals. As much as everyone wants them to be better than humans, they're not. They're FUCKING animals. I don't hate them or anything like but let's not forget they are below us. Stop with the dog worship. It's creepy
     
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    I used to take my dog to the school down the street every day. The baseball field was completely fenced in so he could run around. There was always some idiot who would show up while we were there open the gate turning their dog loose and saying "don't worry he's friendly and loves other dogs" Hey assclown. What if my dog isn't and you just let your dog who he's never met run straight at him when he's 25 yards away from me and his leash?
     
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    You're wrong. You can perfectly trust a good dog, as long as you treat it right. That kid was hurting the dog, of course he's going to react like that. The body language of the dog also showed very clear warnings that he wasn't having it.

    If I start punching my friends, they get pissed at me, too.

    Dogs are awesome. Fuck you.
     
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    that kid got on a toupee and glue on eyebrows?

    he looks fucking retarded
     
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    Yup, retarded dog worship. I "rescued" :rolleyes: three dogs and we love them to death but if one of them so much as shows its teeth to one of my kids it's going in the wood chipper. I think they somehow understand that.
     
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