News Dog shoots man

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Florida man Jerry Allen Bradford had 7 puppies he couldn’t find a home for. So he decided to shoot them. However, things went wrong for him as Karma rose up to bite him in the ass.

    He was holding two puppies, one in each hand, when the puppy in his gun hand put his paw on the trigger and shot Bradford.

    That’s right. Dog Shoots Man.

    After being treated, authorities found three puppies in a shallow grave. The other four are in good health and have been taken by Escambia County Animal Control and placed for adoption.

    As far as Bradford goes, a felony charge of animal cruelty is awaiting judicial review.
     
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    Fry the fuck!

    Better yet fly me to Florida and I'll end him myself. I'll even provide the gun and ammo.

    I won't dig a hole. Instead leave him roadside in the everglades and let the gators and buzzards have him
     
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    Too bad it wasn't the first puppy. Piece of fucking shit.
     
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    Not necessary--for precisely the reason you point out: He lives in Florida. Palmetto bugs, bath salts, crazy old people, gators, reanimated conquistadors, drug runners; the entire state is a cornucopia of death and madness waiting to find its next victim.
     
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