Dog thinks its paralyzed man's wife

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/ TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and a “burning pain†in his mid-section, and according to the police report: “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.â€

    The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy†stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.
    The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.
    The dog, however, was euthanized and had the remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.
    There is no word as to whether the dog tested positive for the disease. The man’s condition is not not known.
     
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    He was taken to St Bernard's, that ironic He should have adopted from NSAL then it just would have taken his wallet.
     
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    Rule #1

    Make sure your new dog is always well fed.:ohnoes:
     
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    Rule #2

    Never eat peanut butter for a bedtime snack and if you must, try not to spill any on yourself!
     
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    Little nut terrier never had a chance.
     
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    There is no winner here.
     
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    Rule #3

    If you're paralyzed, don't sleep naked with your legs open because your dog might decide to use your ball sack as a chew toy. :idea:
     
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    The irony here is that the man had untreated testicle cancer and it would have spread and killed him had the dog not taken one for the team and removed the malignancy.