WTF Dogs out for a walk....Find black dildo

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  1. Shithead

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    Dog discovers giant sex toy while on a walk in the woods and fetches it back to owner

    Galaxy the chocolate Labrador found the sex aid on a country walk and proudly presented it to his baffled handler and her pal
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    Galaxy the chocolate Labrador found the sex aid on a country walk and proudly presented it to his baffled handler and her pal

    A group of dogs were sent into a frenzy on their afternoon walk after chancing upon a giant sex toy - which ended up as the top prize at the pet owner's golf tournament.
    Chocolate Labrador Galaxy got all hot under the colour when he found the foot-long toy during a stroll in Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside.
    And the pooch's owner Ste Harrison was so impressed by the discovery that he took the giant sex aid along to his football club's fundraising golf day - and it now resides proudly in their trophy cabinet.
    Galaxy was one of five dogs who surrounded the implement after being taken out for the day by full-time walkers Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson, who filmed the hilarious haul.
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    Chocolate labrador Galaxy found a cheeky surprise
    Natalie, 31, said: "I've never seen anything like it in my life. Galaxy was coming towards it and I turned to Amy and said: 'That's not a...surely that's not a...'
    "I couldn't even get my words out. I was gobsmacked. Galaxy obviously didn't have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world.
    "We were on our usual route along an area called Parkside. The dogs were a bit excitable as we turned round a corner because there were two men playing with a drone and they're scared of them.
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    Galaxy couldn't wait to present his findings
    "Galaxy really likes people so he bounding around and then he came towards us and we were like: 'Oh my god, what has he got?'
    "We couldn't believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: 'That's impossible'. It was enormous.
    "Me and Amy were in stitches. We would normally put things in the bin if the dogs pick them up but Galaxy carried it round for about half an hour.
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    The dog carried the toy around for over half an hour
    "We thought we'd better let him take it home and show it to his owner, Ami, but I found it so funny I couldn't even explain what it was.
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    "She took a loot at it and by that point there was three of us girls standing around laughing at a dog with a dildo. It was all quite bizarre."
    Natalie, originally from Glasgow, runs pet services business Ruby's Walkies, and had taken three-year-old Galaxy out on Friday afternoon along with cocker spaniel-poodle cross Barney, two, Cavalier King Charles spaniel-poodle cross Wilson, one, Jack Russell-poodle cross Skeeter, four, and cocker spaniel Poppy, eight.
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    Galaxy's owners were baffled by his discovery
    Upon their return, Galaxy's owner, Ami Harrison, 30, promptly placed the rubber item in the bin - but only until her husband Ste, 37, returned home from work with other ideas.
    His football club, Vulcan FC, hosted a fundraising tournament at Hart Common Golf Club on Sunday afternoon, and Galaxy's find was presented to the winning pair - Ste and his playing partner Billy Johnson.
    The impressive 'trophy' is now on display at The Wargrave Inn alongside other titles won by the Vulcan FC, whose players frequent the pub.
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    Galaxy's owners couldn't believe the size of the toy
    Ste, a plumber, said: "I came home from work and when I heard what the dog had found I knew I needed to get some picture to show my mates.
    "I'm on the committee at the football club and thought I'd bring it along to the golf day for a bit of a laugh.
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    "I ended up being in the winning pair we posed for some pictures and now it's on display at the pub we all go to. It has been washed.
    "I've never known him to bring back anything like that before. At least I hope he hasn't."
     
  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    :jj:

    My friend was staying at a hotel last summer & found a
    purple dildo under the air conditioner.

    She took a pic of it and texted it to everyone, saying,
    "I got you a gift!"
     
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    my dog once went thru my neighbors bath room and came out with used tampon in its mouth:eek:
     
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    found a used condom at this rental lake cottage type deal we stayed at
    also under the air conditioner

    people like to stay cool while they get sweaty and gross I guess
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    rolltide can't stop thinking about me now :cheer:
     
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    Not only that, the post wasn't even funny
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    he is from some po'hick town where comedy isnt found
     
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    Jeez, that thing is thicker than me.
     
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    His use of the English language is questionable ......is what these dogs found yours :dontknow:
     
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    A couple years ago I was walking to work in the early morning dark downtown. Next to a back alley behind a bar on the sidewalk I saw a nice metal box, like the ones single malt scotch comes in. My son digs scotch boxes, so I tucked it under my arm and went to work.
    Set everything on my desk and went about my day. A bit later I sat down, turned on my computer, put on my readers and noticed the box was a Fleshlight case. I have no idea how many people saw it, but some sure did. I share an office with 2 people and people are constantly in and out.
    I wrapped it up in many layers of paper and pushed it as far into the trash as I could.
     
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    I've been looking for that for a month :party:
     
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    That dog stole @Schmoopy's dildo. :mad:

    @Nunz
     
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    My dog never finds anything, although she did find a skunk the other morning. Smelled as bad as that dildo I bet.
     
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    Did the dog back track the scent and wind up in the Hamptons at a mansion on the beach
    with 12 chimneys and lots of kittens?
     
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    WAIT!
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    Variation on a theme: Years ago, I was taking BART (basically the tram or subway system in the SF Bay Area) to work in San Francisco. I am sitting alone with the seat next to me empty. At the Oakland stop, a guy got up to get off the BART car while everyone else is coming in. As he passes me and heads out the door, he throws the biggest stash of filthy porn you can imagine right on the empty seat next to me. Because everyone is clamoring to get on, I cannot get up and move; but all the people streaming on see old Captain with a giant pile of smut right next to him.

    Good times. For the record, I have NEVER looked at porn ever.
     
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