Doing more with my leisure time

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Sep 26, 2013.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    My family is upset with me for not making the most of all of the free time that I have. I got an email the other day for a Parachute Club, so I signed up and got my temporary membership card via email. I immediately forwarded it to all of my family to tell them about this amazing new Parachute Club I signed up for. I told them all I was going to be a real daredevil now.

    My mom called me up minutes after I sent the email and said, "Do you need glasses?! This is a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

    Oh no, and I signed up for five jumps a week!


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  2. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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  3. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    What luck!
     
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Jump my foibles.
     
  5. Swayze

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    :lol:
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    that's gangsta talk
     
  7. Swayze

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    So much pwnage
    So much pain
     
  8. Swayze

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    Bob get a fuckin job!
     
  9. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    The guy had a prosthetic leg. its fake
     
  10. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Stew just signed up for something to keep him busy in his spare time, too! Maybe he can talk you into it!
     
  11. koam

    koam Just a big, dumb WOP Gold

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    :lol:
     
  12. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    fake. you can see the metal ridge in his pant leg
     
  13. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Could you please forward me that email TIA
     
  14. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Times are tough
     
  15. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    all over
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :madsex:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
  18. Tuesday

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    If Bob were here right now, I'd ask if she ever had the Tiffany Taylor doll. I'd also like to know if she's still waxing dat bush.
     
  19. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Bob, have you even considered molding your pussy, you know, so people can fuck you even when you aren't there.
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    Do you pronounce it "lee-zure" or "lez-ure"?