My family is upset with me for not making the most of all of the free time that I have. I got an email the other day for a Parachute Club, so I signed up and got my temporary membership card via email. I immediately forwarded it to all of my family to tell them about this amazing new Parachute Club I signed up for. I told them all I was going to be a real daredevil now. My mom called me up minutes after I sent the email and said, "Do you need glasses?! This is a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" Oh no, and I signed up for five jumps a week!