Politics Donald trump. Holy shit!

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP Gold

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    fresh in from Reuters:

    NEW YORK - In an unprecedented turn of events, GOP presidential front-runner Donald J. Trump stunned the press corps following him by ducking out of view for a few moments to take a shit. The event lasted about fifteen minutes, during which his daughter, Ivanka fielded questions ranging from typical odors to residual toilet patterns.

    As expected, a Pew Research poll taken immediately following the events indicate that this has severely damaged his approval rating and will probably result in Trump not winning the GOP nomination. The key factor in the imminent defeat: the penchant for Internet message board posters to create threads everytime "The Donald" does something of this magnitude.

    A statement released by the Trump Campaign said that The candidate intends to block the odor by "building a beautiful wall". When confronted about how he would breathe behind a wall, he simply said "well put in a door. We need to stop people from being bothered by noxious food gas, and people need to be able to shit, but we need to do it LEGALLY."

    He then went on to repeat this message, along with the word "legally" several times while waving his arms wildly. He did not field further questions.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Purleeze!!!

    Trump's got an assistant to spray Poo-Pourri in the bowl for him!

    President Trump stays Presidenting.
     
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  3. Snort

    Snort To hell with you old man! We're eating fish. Gold

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    He took a shit there? Thank god that 'pew' was there.
     
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  4. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    False.

    We all know donald shits solid gold pickles.
     
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    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Trump is playing a character. He is just having fun.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    I really hope no one is actually fooled by OP's retarded spoof
     
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  7. Beth143nacho

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    You should be supporting me. I'm mocking people that start a new trump
    Thread everytime he breathes
     
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    Oh wait... You're one of them :)
     
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    "He who farts in church must sit in his own pew"