fresh in from Reuters: NEW YORK - In an unprecedented turn of events, GOP presidential front-runner Donald J. Trump stunned the press corps following him by ducking out of view for a few moments to take a shit. The event lasted about fifteen minutes, during which his daughter, Ivanka fielded questions ranging from typical odors to residual toilet patterns. As expected, a Pew Research poll taken immediately following the events indicate that this has severely damaged his approval rating and will probably result in Trump not winning the GOP nomination. The key factor in the imminent defeat: the penchant for Internet message board posters to create threads everytime "The Donald" does something of this magnitude. A statement released by the Trump Campaign said that The candidate intends to block the odor by "building a beautiful wall". When confronted about how he would breathe behind a wall, he simply said "well put in a door. We need to stop people from being bothered by noxious food gas, and people need to be able to shit, but we need to do it LEGALLY." He then went on to repeat this message, along with the word "legally" several times while waving his arms wildly. He did not field further questions.