Don't force my hand

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dr. Ivan, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. Dr. Ivan

    Dr. Ivan Member

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    I have my cellphone right here in my hand with dawg on speed dial. I suggest you heed my warnings and tread lightly friends.

    Don't make me angry because you will not like me if I am angry.

    I will clothesline you with my muscular biceps.

    You have been warned.
     
  2. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence 2010 OG VIP

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    :lol:
     
  3. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Have you seen my baseball?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Dude, that's tired. You know those jokes that are funny once and then when you hear them again they aren't? That's your schtick.
     
  5. Dr. Ivan

    Dr. Ivan Member

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    If you ever saw me in person you would drop to your knees and worship me.

    Lest we all forget, I am a Hollywood legend.
     
  6. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    do you wear elevator shoes?
     
  7. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    buzz off chocolate clam breath
     
  8. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Chriza saw your tattooed image on Dev...any worship yet?
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    there's only one was to tread, IMO
     
  10. Bro

    Bro make TODAY lovely VIP Gold

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  11. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Hey Doc.

    What did I send you for Christmas? :fil:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And what did you send ME for Christmas, Doc? :fil: